COFFEE STORM

You ever stir up your crappy instant coffee and then worry

that, like, the camera is going to slowly and omninously zoom into

that hurricane-lookin foam swirl on the coffee and then do like

a shitty fade transition to a hurricane on the big screen at a

weather montoring station where Eddie Murphie is gonna be wearing like

a command center headset and puts down his clipboard and says

"People this is gonna be the storm of the century!" because

your actually trapped in a late-ninties disaster movie?

And that storm is coming to absolutely FUCK YOU UP?

These are the concerns that keep me erect at night.